Finished Folds (1—20)
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3an army of 7 year old Call of Duty players appeared. "Your sanity".
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1He would become part of the student council and accuse them of graffiti in the changerooms. Nobody would disagree. After all, their reputations were bad to begin with.
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3shell. Molly was rather weird. Why she lived in a shell was beyond anybody's comprehension, really. That, plus her overused jokes. Maybe she was raised in
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2In fact, Satan and I played Mahjong on Friday nights and went to the country club on Mondays and, pretty soon, I forgot that I had died.
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3The sheer strength of the smell of my salmon and Vegemite concoction inspired me to add another ingredient:
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2out to touch it, it reached out, and nommed his fingers. He stumbled back onto his rump, and his vision slowly faded into darkness. He descended into a coma
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4Then, some chill reggae music came on. "YOLO is a phrase of dissatisfaction, don't you see? You only lit one?" He took in some more fumes before passing it on.
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6He stumbled towards the fire extinguisher, coughing brilliant, shining puffs of smoke out. The metallic particles scraped his insides, and eventually, blood dripped from his mouth.
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4brains with some good old thermo-nuclear weaponry. I guess I'll just press this button to fire them off. Meanwhile, perhaps I'll learn how to write a dictionary.
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5one could dig a hole in the water. I asked Kraken-san, but he looked at me and screeched like all flustered sea monsters do. He proceeded to dig a hole in the water, into which he
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4turned sharply towards his millions of followers. "I can't do this anymore"' Pedro said. Silence fell accross the masses, and all that was audible was his graceful beard fluttering
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3"Put the noodles down right now!" He didn't listen; instead, he took off his designer clothes and, with lightning speed, stuffed them up the agents' nostrils. They fainted.
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3As the smell of the bad breath made its way from behind him into his nostrils, he had an epiphany. This was not a smell to avoid, but to embrace! He stopped running and sniffed
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0Using DNA analysis and carbon dating or whatever to find the real identity of the ninjas, they discovered a chilling fact: that the DNA traces were all from the police officers
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3eep my bowel movements consistent, then I'd likely develop a plethora of digestive problems. I ran out the back door screaming the words, "Margery" and "coffee" in a frenzied daze
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3One year, however, the price for doughnuts and coffee skyrocketed, leading to massive rates of depression and an increased frequency of alcoholism. Then the cows stepped in to
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3a large balloon shaped like a hamster. The peg-leg marmoset turned its gaze towards me, and I instantly knew that it was the end for me. With lightning quick speed, it ravaged my
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4twenty Polish krakowskas every evening. Soon enough, her krakow addiction became a financial burden to her parents and they were forced to evict her from the residence.
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3a red-and-purple soccer ball to hit me in the head. Surely enough, almost as if my unconscious longing had willed it into actuality, it happened in that instant. It hit me so hard
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1go for goblins like yourself." I looked at my hands. It was true! I was a goblin! She didn't go for goblins, eh? Well I am a strong independent goblin who don't need no woman.