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Your Bicardi laced, pimply faced "Sup bro?"

  • Your Bicardi laced, pimply faced "Sup bro?" made me want to

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  • wipe you from existence with my anti-human Tide-To-Go. "Hold still," I said. "I'm trying to clean up your rum stains." But as your torso gradually disappeared, you grew suspicious.

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  • "Look, man, I trust you completely," you admitted. "And I still find myself attracted to you. But can you please not make me invisible? It makes it so hard to use the can or

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  • brush my teeth." Your local mad scientist just smiled and pulled the straps tighter. "Don't worry you won't feel a thing." A flash of light, a smell of ozone: You're invisible! Wow

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  • it worked! The mad scientist & his assistant are looking right through you.Fortunately you are strapped in so they can convince themselves you' re really invisible,but your teeth

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  • are chattering and giving away your location. "Let's wire his jaw shut, then our invisibility potion will be ready!" I was looking for a way out. Being a human guinea pig was

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  • definitely not appealing. I wasn't quite sure why I applied for this job in the first place, but I needed the cash for a spleen transplant.

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  • You see, spleen transplants come cheap from Mexico. I had a guy who knew a lady who knew this dude, and he said she could get me one on the cheap. Then, I could sell it later for

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  • tons of money to some poor rich guy dying of spleen disease. But first this deal with spleens from Mexico had to pan out.I met the spleen supplier in

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  • a Craigslist personal ad and soon we'd decided to buy a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont. But first he would have to get out of this jam...he had some spleenin' to do.

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1 Comments

  1. Chaz May 30 2012 @ 09:06

    Luceeee! you gotta some-a 'spleenin to do! :)

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