His face was sideways.

  • His face was sideways.

  • Or was it his body? Perspective is everything. Still, the effect was that he went through life with his face parallel to his body, rather than perpendicular like the rest of us.

  • As a result he became the greatest astronomer the world has ever known. With his head bent like a hockey stick, he stared into the heavens. But it was hard to look for love

  • when every girl you know is a puck buddy. The "Puck Buddy" Zone was a concentric circle within the Friend Zone in the hockey mutant community. "Maybe an alien in that star cluster

  • got in there somehow?" The hockey mutant community was growing by leaps &bounds, now that the lockout was over. All of the puck buddies were hanging at the rink hoping alien Sidn

  • ey would make an appearance she was the sexiest and easiest of the hockey alien hanger-oners. Unfortunately, with the lockout none of the desperate dudes had seen her in quite

  • the same way since she had started playing in a nude roller girl league. That and she started walking around with a sugar glider on her left shoulder like a weird land pirate.

  • Lucky for me I find sugar gliders adorable and dating a nude roller girls was dream come true. You can only imagine how that confidence and aggression translates in the bedroom.

  • "No," replied Father Joe. "No, actually I can't. Remember, I'm a priest!" Oh yeah...in my retelling of my sinful life, I'd forgotten I was at confession. "Tell me more," said Fath

  • er Pooh. Swallowing down the tea, Christopher Robin had Eeyore's dosage up too high. Eeyore put on a pink wig, bouncing around and singing songs about friendship. Rabbit was not



  1. Zetawilk Mar 05 2013 @ 23:27

    Rabbit never is, you see. Anyways, I was confused about why the penultimate fold here interrupts another Hundred Acre Wood story here: http://foldingstory.com/chwgh/fl4nu5/ I felt the trade-off would balance things out.

  2. PurpleProf Mar 06 2013 @ 08:57

    WilDom is playing games with us...and Father Joe! :) What gives, WilDom??

  3. MangoMania Mar 06 2013 @ 12:49

    I don't think he liked your fold, because you left out both the sugar gliders and roller girls.

  4. PurpleProf Mar 06 2013 @ 13:24

    I think you might be right. I'll do better next time...

  5. MangoMania Mar 06 2013 @ 16:44

    That's just my guess, because I mean sugar gliders are pretty awesome hahaha. Anyway that's why I refolded my "lucky for me" fold again.

  6. PurpleProf Mar 06 2013 @ 17:13

    I'm pretty sure Father Joe would at some point like to hear more about sugar gliders. Might loosen him up a tad bit.

  7. Zetawilk Mar 06 2013 @ 17:24

    Okay, I'll bite. What's a sugar glider? Oooh, it's adorable! <3 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_glider

  8. CrazyBananas Mar 07 2013 @ 08:59

    Sugar gliders are just badgers that went through the clothes dryer....but cuter :)

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