Kitten looks out of the window at the rain

Kitten looks out of the window at the rain sluicing down in droplets across the lush verdant and thinks of nothing but murder all day.

She remembers how it happened. A group of kitty friends, getting hopped up on catnip and the sudden appearance of the dawgz. They never stood a chance. Kitty had crawled away, inju

-n Joe was a character from Tom Sawyer. He hunted animals. Although kitty friends and dawgz normally fough each other, in the presence of Injun Joe a famous hunter, they allied

themselves with all manner of furry creatures. Injun Joe wrought peace amongst all creature kind. Last Monday he was flattened by a no. 230 bus and since then blood has run in the

streets of Kuala Lumpur. There is no connection you say? Never heard of the butterfly effect, have you? Well, the death of Injun Joe did more than spark distant revolution in

Indonesia. It was Monty Python-esque and John Cleese would have been proud of his proteges. Confuse-a-butterfly was one of his most successful businesses. The sultan rang one day,

and asked if they had any parrots for sale. The sultan slapped his knee. Suparman laughed until he cried. He hated the Sultan's terrible Monty Python skit attempts but the Sultan

would surely cut off Suparman's head if he ever found out about it. So Suparman was forced to continue the farce. "Come again, Sultan?" "I said I want to buy some CHEESE!"

But not as painful as Suparman's gut after eating all that cheese and washing it down with beer. The resultant toxic winds seared Matropolis, leaving it a torrid wasteland.