Harry Baals was the mayor of Ft. Wayne, IN,

Harry Baals was the mayor of Ft. Wayne, IN, for several years in the mid-20th century. Harry Baals

was not a strong leader but he was well liked in his community. Besides with people like Jonathon Westman on the council Harry was more of a pretty face then an actual decision

birther. Many times Harry had put his legs in the council stirrups and pushed, there was lots of fluid and feces, but no decisions at all, just a lot of random

smelled too bad, just a little ripe. The government appointed an officer to retrieve and clean the laws from the MGDM&LB machine, named Mr Twigg. But Twigg was corrupt, changing

the official law-cleaning sponge to Twigg Sponge Company sponges, which he owned. He spent more and more taxpayer money on his own sponges until the government had too many sponges

and supply even outpaced Elaine Benes's demand. She had sponges for every day of the week and two for Sunday for the next 28,000 years. Twigg Sponge Company was declared defunct

when they shorted the week to just seven days. So that's why the two on Sunday, for eight sponges in total. They'll last a long while though, that they will. Best sponges ever.

Well almost.They were synthetic and harbored a microcosm of Salmonella and E. coli with nasty dispositions. Now Sponge Bob, there's a poriferan the Parazoan kingdom could be proud

of. But without warning, the lid was lifted, the sunlight flooded in, my mom told me to put my wee wee back in my pants and come eat dinner. I was mortified, but hungry too.