Evil Finn and Jake decided to go on an adventure

Evil Finn and Jake decided to go on an adventure to stop the Good Ice King

's crystal fairy from making each snowflake unique for they knew, each snowflake was the soul of an individual. Evil Finn & Jake wanted to clone their souls and build an army of

-fice complete with paper pushing ensigns. Evil Finn & Jake bit the soul cloning apple. Instead, they fell asleep. The evil witch cackled because now these two idiots would never

get to eat cheese again, which was utterly terrible and evil of her so

All the cheese except for the pasteurized process american cheese food. Don't eat that because it is not a healthy choice. In order to make sure the curse has broken, you must

re-awaken the dairy queen with a kiss on her yoghurt lips. Listen, boy, and listen well, for I will only say it once. You must eat Brie cheese before doing this, or else the curse

will be transferred to you, and you shall fall into (conditionally) eternal sleep instead of the dairy queen. You do wish to break this curse forever, don't you?

He was unsure, as he had lost hopes. The evil fairy was meddling with his mind. But what choice he did have. He agreed to her conditions

, and lived unhappily ever after.So that's how the story ended. Disappointing? Yes. Anti-climactic? Yes. But it's time you grow up now & realize life isn't all about happy endings.