Bob and Betty were married. David and Chanel

Bob and Betty were married. David and Chanel were married. Bob loved Betty and Betty loved Bob. David loved Chanel but Chanel loved David AND Bob. One night at a dinner party

Chanel brought out the flow-charts. "So you see, I love BOTH David and Bob, Betty you're the odd girl out." Betty brought out her own Power Point, "Chanel, my analysis shows

that you've had weak growth at your top level and hyperinflation at the ground level. You're got stagflation, honey." Then Chanel introduced a clip about Betty entitled, "Fatter

Fodder Fluffs Flabulous Folds". Chanel explained "lite calories" and "cumulus curves". Betty ate it up and immediately signed up for an intravenous course in Microcaloric Economics

. As it turns out, it was actually three courses, leaving Betty feeling stuffed. They ought to have warned her. She hoped that Chanel would get its just desserts and end up eating

The chartreuse pie. Betty left the Cafe de L'Opera and walked home. Chanel got a taxi. The restaurant blew up minutes after they left. Their table was blown to smithereens.

The next morning, Chanel giggled as she read the headlines. RESTAURANT DESTROYED: POLICE SUSPECT PIE BOMB. She called Betty. "OMG! Did you see the morning news? I hope no one suspe

cts us. We were there. Do you think they'll know?" Chanel was freaking out just a little. Betty on the other line licked cherry filling from her fingers. "Piece of cake. Don't wor

-k your knickers into a twist," Betty said, "We'll just hop the next jet to Switzerland. They'll never find us there. Plus, they have chocolate!" Coco had to admit she had a soft