I started drinking the sea water the moment

I started drinking the sea water the moment the boat left San Pedro. I had swallowed a jelly fish and prayed it would kill me, but I am still here. Damn it. If only

the powers of Aquaman could be muted for only a moment. The disappointed cries of jellyfish only served to depress me further. Seafood is such a downer. "Only when eaten", he said

while ignoring his religion's prohibition against shellfish. Little did he know

but the rabbi's wife, Bernice, actually was the Venus d' Milo, emerging from her shell. The traif wife would have to

struggle to make ends meet, because her husband never did bring home the bacon.

he up to? It doesn't take rocket science to figure out the uses of an axe combined with bloody rags. Is my gardener filling my yard with

dead rabits? I hope he at least kept the feet or else my dreams of becoming a lucky rabbit's foot salesman are down the shitter. I knew I should have let Bunicula have free reign.

It wasn't as if we hadn't pleaded with Bunicula and the others. But that was just it, wasn't it? No one was going to listen ever again. The bat had seen to that and always had.

The ball spoke to me in hushed tones as to not wake the bat. "Kill yourself. You know it's really your fault. You don't want to get caught, do you?" I threw that damn ball far away