It is always difficult to go back to work

It is always difficult to go back to work after a long holiday weekend. Yolanda prized her time away more than most other medical techs in her clinic. This year, Yolanda saved

hundreds of dollars making her own coffee and bringing it to work in a thermos. She'd used the extra money for surgery and recovered over the holiday. Now he would notice her.

No goiter would get in the way of his seeing her inner beauty. He'd see her over the cubicle wall, and his heart would skip a beat. He'd share his sandwich, and later his bed.

He took an office muffin and used thumb tacks to make a heart. Banana nut, her fave. He tied dental floss to it and lowered it over the side of the cubicle. He felt frantic tugging

YAY SNOW GLOBES!!!!!!!!

Snow Globes are awesome if you can afford them.

Sometimes they go on sale, and that's the best time to get one.

But get there early, that's the key. And make sure you ask a sales associate whether the brand in stock was produced with growth hormone or cruelty. The cruelty ones are best, but

to some they may be unpalatable. They're also more expensive. Conflict and tension, that's the thing. Genetically Modified tension...that'll show the sales associates.