Yesterday I went shopping
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Yesterday I went shopping
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And later i go to the restauracja
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Becouse I love eat
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I Love eat that's why I'm fat
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Food is my life.
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Because food make me happy
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and thankful. I don't take a moment for granted. I wasn't always so happy & carefree. Ten years ago, I was living in a van down by the river with my talking dog, Ralphie.
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"Ralphie," I says to him "what've I got to be happy about?" My dog looks up at me with those wise eyes of his & replies:"Try to think of something only YOU have & no one else." Hmm
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... "I know. I have you, Ralphie, " I say to my dog, "and even though you are an occasional pain in the arse, you are here. You are what makes my home. You are my best friend."
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The alien commander on the Mothership saw this on it's threat screen and called off the invasion as he didn't want to come between that boy and his dog Ralphie, even if by mistake.
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- 2017-11-22 06:06:09
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- 2017-11-22 18:12:05
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PurpleProf Nov 22 2017 @ 22:23
Awww, the little fat boy & his dog Ralphie unknowingly save the world!
IceSquad Nov 23 2017 @ 06:14
The Mothership must have been seeing into the past, because, by context, Ralphie's owner is in his twenties at least, & of the self-denying type- unlikely to be fat.
Woab Nov 30 2017 @ 15:12
But it's okay because he did save the world and was later happy.
IceSquad Nov 30 2017 @ 15:20
Yeah, the mothership was in the past- my mistake. But, like you say, the main thing is we're safe & don't need to join the freedom fighters so we don't end up glorified lizards or something.