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satisfaction and Twinkies

  • satisfaction and Twinkies

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  • I love Twinkies

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  • And satisfaction. Twinkies are love. Twinkies are life.

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  • Twinkies are forever...unless of course Hostess goes out of business and people raid the stores to stock up and you happen to be the only person left Twinkie-less. That would be a

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  • real ***** problem.

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  • You mean "real ****ing problem". ****ing is an example of a particple adjective. But **** can be used in many other ways. For example Get your ****ing lazy *** out of the

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  • ***ing bed, ***hole! Now, we all know this is not effective interpersonal communication, right? However, there are times when profanity is justified. Another example: Get the ****

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  • Then Morgan freeman walked in holding a smoldering blunt "Kids play nice don't be a bunch of ****s"

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  • "But we are a bunch of Dicks," one kid said."I'm Richard, that's Richard,he's Richard,and that guy holding up a video of Rick Astley's Richard." Morgan Freeman dropped the blunt.

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  • The last few wisps of smoke drifted from his mouth. So many things were dashing through his brain. "But if you're Richard, he's Richard, he's Richard, and so is he, who was phone?"

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2 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Dec 30 2014 @ 17:17

    "Operator!"

  2. zxvasdf Dec 30 2014 @ 17:53

    I'm not sure if anyone here appreciates this, but you guys got Rick-Rolled.

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