And then he said, "What about this: Stevie

And then he said, "What about this: Stevie Ray Parker Jr. where blues guitar meets ghostbusters?" And that's when the place went nuts, Carl had just

closed all of the Carl's Jrs, leaving some capital and this new music idea was just the ticket. But only if he could sit in with the band. Carl grabbed his sitar and

bald men sining old German folk songs. Those tend to win every time. But these battling bands had no time for leiderhosen or any sort of reptile be it pale or not. They were here

to win! The first place prize was the coveted Brown Jacket of Scotland, but they knew there was no way they could lose.

"I don't WANNA win some old coat worn by Sherlock Holmes," her teenaged son griped. "Now now, Louise," his mother chided, "Just concentrate on fitting golf balls in your mouth."

That said, she took a handful of golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. 'Wooaw gahe qehaw fhwowtf!' Louise screamed, and tried to spit the balls out. 'Now don't be wuss, you kno

w that Kanarcadian mathematical principles need to be applied, and quickly. The consequences of delay have serious ramifications not only for Kathy but also for the entire perpetua

l peninsula whose coast was rapidly taking on fractal dimensions. After surveying the length with her kaleidoscopic transit Kathy calculated a quintillion kiloparsecs

as the coast-to-coast travel time. "Once you've seen one fractal part, you've seen them all," Kathy said into the cameras. "Next time on "Travel Logarithms" -- Nautilus hunting."