Undeterred, he set about his work. With

Undeterred, he set about his work. With such high standards, surely someone would realize the perfection of it all. All he needed was enough time and attention to detail.

Those meds for OCD just got in the way and muddied his ability to see the patterns. They were everywhere now and it was clear that he had to

stop taking the medication. Let others call him a paranoid schizophrenic. He didn't care. HE could see the truth past the lies, even if others couldn't. That's how he knew that

stop taking the medication. Let others call him a paranoid schizophrenic. He didn't care. HE could see the the truth past the lies...uh-oh, did I just think this? Or is it

something I actually materialized above my head in a real graphic novel "think bubble.". From the squinting looks from those around me peering above me, I knew

it bobbed there, Arial font and size nine, for all to see. I leaped upward, grabbing at it, but it jerked away, teasing me, mocking my right to thought. Foiled, I glared at

The dangling modifier. Reaching higher, the word teased me by fluttering it's consonants. Nothing to C here, it's cackles. If I were U, I'd be a whole different word! I hate sassy

vowels so I stuck my crowbar in the top of the U and wrenched it open. I flipped it over and slammed a valley down it's middle. Ah, a nice M. Now that's a good letter. The M

had the mountainous humps necessary to really make the landscape sing. It was beautiful. And just so wrong for the newlyweds, whose smarminess he found contemptable. Ultimately, he

turned his back on the voluptuous landscape and the nauseating copulatimg couples and returned to his passion of surfing the waves of the internet looking for the next Justin