Two guys car breaks down. They stay at farm

Two guys car breaks down. They stay at farm to wait for parts. The farmer's daughter, Lurlene seduces 'em. The farmer catches them. He sends 'em out to harvest at gunpoint. The 1st

guy is shot as an example to the other guy. The other guy is made to harvest the corn. He gets it done in two days. The parts come in by then. He fixes the car. He takes Lurlene

to the picture show. He has a pocket full of shortening bread that he shares with Lurlene. He's going to paint the town tonight. He's going to let her order gravy, or Texas butter

beans. He's got his wagon hitched to a big ol' star and Lurlene is a'ridin' with him. Not side-saddle neither. He's got spurs that go jingle-jangle. Oh, the life if a Space Cowboy

, "Yippeee-tay-yii-yeah! Git along little space doggies! Youse know Kepler-22b will be your new home." His co-pilot Lurlene frowned "Cyber-Rustlers at High Noon!"

The spaceship sped through space, toward a faraway destination, and swerved expertly to dodge the incoming meteors. The Texan pilot shouted as he barely missed one. "Whoop!"

"Space Truckin'" was performed by Deep Purple to commemorate the occasion. Space cows were all present, a huge family of them. Mr. Spacecow was driving his Spacecowmobile. It was

a tense moment when he saw he was driving his Spacecowmobile through a very very large family of free range Space Cows who might not appreciate his mode of conveyence. He rolled up

the windows when the space cows began spitting their space cud at him in disapproval. He honked as great wads of half digested space grass splatted on his Spacecowmobile.

He ironically wondered if he should have given up herding those space albino rhinos. Sure they were pains in to buttocks, but they understood a loving space cadet.