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There's always room for more,' said Harry.

  • There's always room for more,' said Harry. 'Room for what,' asked Burt. 'For one more car. This is a car that runs on compressed air. But the air has to be from another world he

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  • liocetric orbital mass at the Lagrange point preceeding earth.' 'A Harry-brained idea', Burt thought but he humored Harry & applied for a patent. To Burt's surprise, Harry's Aircar

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  • was a black and gold t-top firebird. Burt wondered if Harry had designed the aircar this way on purpose to annoy him. Burt mashed sum gum between his dentures and said "Ta-

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  • ta. Nyoto kee moo-tse llego. Modeet!" Burt had a way with words, and with the village ladyboys. He would stroll along the unpaved paths, holding the model aircar aloft and making

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  • Whirring noises. A little boy tossed a projectile, missing it by inches. The village ladyboys were gathered around the baobao tree.

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  • A mob of marauding mandrills had made off with the leading ladyboy's favorite scarf. The villagers held a meeting at the base of the old tree to decide their next move.

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  • "Listen," said the mayor. "Those apes will never be as beautiful as Leading Ladyboy, no matter how many accessories they steal." "A mandrill in hotpants? Who's aroused by THAT?"

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  • "I am," said Murray the Mandrill. The mayor was then forced to preside over Murray's wedding to Barbara Mandrill, who wore lace hot pants and a veil made of banana peels. The bride

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  • was a new convert to The First Church of The Sun and insisted The Sun officiate her nuptials. The Mayor was about to object when a beam of sunlight fried his brain and caused him

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  • to combust right there in front of everyone. No one else objected& so they were married in a radiant ceremony with much love & laughter, living happily ever after!

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2 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Jan 03 2017 @ 23:37

    Pure silliness!

  2. Woab Jan 04 2017 @ 11:23

    ...with a happy ending!

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