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Anyone who might have glanced my way would

  • Anyone who might have glanced my way would think nothing of me walking through the neighborhood in the morning. It was a school day and kids carry bags to school all the time.

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  • Except I was a 63 year old man with shrapnel scars and two ex-wives. I'd been in the shit being shot at by slopes in Vietnam. Now, I was going to back to school, Elementary school.

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  • Call it my second tour of duty. On the first day, all hell broke loose. Students screaming, pencils, papers everywhere. I had flashbacks to the tiger cage in the Hoy Tong Valley

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  • Nobody was ready to listen to me, except that little lonely yet amiable child who sat in the corner. He kept listening to me when I spoke and nodded when I finished.

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  • Then I realized that he was battling narcolepsy, the nodding serving only to jolt the poor boy awake again. This new information freked me out and I started to sob. The boy

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  • was after all dating an Insomniac whose father was a somnabulist and mother was a somniloquist. What would come of this union. I tended to worry about things long before they were

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  • happening. As we drank the wine, he mentioned he lived in the world of underground kickboxing stamp collecting. He was a fatalist fugitive pugilist philatelist. This date was going

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  • better than the coffee date with the despotic mule driver with a penchant for lispy poetry slamming. He raged about burrossss over churrossss. But she was much happier now that

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  • she had left the sleazy, dimly lit world of beatnik poetry slams and stand-up "comedy", the lowest form of humor. Instead she opted for the superior dimly-lit world of cashews and

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  • macademia nuts. At least that is what she called the old dotty professors of the local college. She dated one for a few months before she realized those weren't his real teeth.

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5 Comments

  1. jaw2ek Oct 14 2011 @ 11:11

    This is one of my favorites. Cohesive and coherent. Nice job.

  2. SlimWhitman Oct 14 2011 @ 14:19

    Yes indeed, a keeper.

  3. Chaz Oct 14 2011 @ 14:46

    Apologies to Heywood Banks "Phillip Pharr, Phillip Pharr, where did you go wrong? You're a fatalist fugitive pugilist philatelist, and this is your song." http://www.myspace.com/jaseyt/blog/512193741

  4. Zetawilk Oct 14 2011 @ 16:42

    I prefer pistachios.

  5. buddyboy4711 Oct 14 2011 @ 19:07

    hehe, "nutty professors" ...I didn't get it till just now. Nice!!

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