Clive had had enough. Standing on the edge

  • Clive had had enough. Standing on the edge of the precipice, with his toes dangling over, he took a final deep breath and looked skyward. The buzzards were circling in wide arcs

  • like hipsters outside a chic new bistro, knowing that the wait was short now. Clive was to be the main course, if he would just hurry up and die already. But he had other plans.

  • And his plans didn't include dinner with us. Clive's plans included dancing the tango with a beautiful woman wearing red high heels. He dressed, slicked back his hair & pouted.

  • We incorporated Clive's lost evening plans into our dinner party game: Charades. "4 Words." first word. "The" second word. Owen made a cupped his hands over his chest & swung them

  • up & down. "Tits!" guessed Marie. Owen touched his nose and nodded. Third word. It's a short one. "And!" Nope. "But!" Nope. "Of!" Owen nodded. OK. "The Tits of..." Fourth and final

  • cut of Super Password made Burt Convy want to take a hit of acid right on the set. Marie and Owen were by far the worst and most lame contestants.

  • Jill Stein and her running mate were next. They were worse at getting the password right. Jill was bribed and it showed. Marie and Owen threw spitballs at her. She ducked under the

  • fire and we could see her thumbing her nose at us through the flames. We sent Fire Elementals in to get her but she was wearing a spell that kept them from reaching her. It was a D

  • cup bra that had attracted so many firemen that the Fire Elementals were blocked from getting to her. "Ha! I've won again, you pitiful little midges!" she laughed as the mesmorized

  • Firemen stared at her bosoms with their jaws hanging open like the maw of hell. She squeezed them together and winked at the men. They were all in for a night of wild sex.



  1. SlimWhitman Aug 08 2017 @ 10:18

    The ending gives new meaning to the Plus in 'Password Plus'. and it seems that Marie's wild guess was right! .. or maybe Burt did drop acid on the set.

  2. lucielucie Aug 08 2017 @ 14:47

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQEt81fn5m8 I think I was thinking of this video when I wrote my fold :) And 49er - "The tits of...." of what?????

  3. Woab Aug 09 2017 @ 12:04

    I assumed it was "Venus".

  4. lucielucie Aug 11 2017 @ 12:01

    'The tits of Navarone' popped into my head - like the old war film. But I'm sure I can't be right.

  5. LordVacuity Aug 11 2017 @ 14:45

    How about the The Tits of Brixton? "When they flick at your front clasp How you gonna come? With you boobs in a hand bra Or hanging freely, having fun?" Ok, I have to post this. https://youtu.be/4qBWvA6H7Zg Love me some Clash but this one is so lovely.

  6. SlimWhitman Aug 11 2017 @ 14:47

    Yes, I've seen that. Great Flick, especially the ending where the fly over the cleavage of the Navarone volcano.

  7. lucielucie Aug 13 2017 @ 12:28

    Yes.. breast-taking!

  8. Woab Aug 13 2017 @ 13:21

    Lordy, Lucie- you are a wit! (I would say a tit-wit, but that doesn't sound very nice.)

  9. lucielucie Aug 14 2017 @ 05:31

    I'll take tit-wit ta v much Woab :)

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