And the pirate said with a twinkle in his

And the pirate said with a twinkle in his eye, for that you will need a

boomstick, one that will incinerate all

Unicorns, especially ones that sing songs about...

drifted in and out of consciousness. Their magical ilk had succumbed to the wrath of the Pegasus. There would be no breeding, at least not with those horny equine devils. Pegacorns

were insatiable. They had chased away all the dragonwockees with seasonal ruts. Special hunters were called in, they were thousand year old men who were tiny known as Mummychauns

all the armadillos escaped. We had tried tempting them with cheese, but we eventually had to call them in to put a stop to the madness that could only be described as shell shockin

tubular radical! As winter descended though, the penguins had to huddle together to conserve warmth, and the escaped armadillos were a distant memory. Turns out cheese wasn't their

favorite appetizer. "But melon and prosciutto," raved Cadbury the penguin, "is an absolute Godsend - or should I say Jove-send? Har har har!" The sky then tore asunder, revealing

the light of the eternal heavenly host. And lo, a set of tablets were sent unto the Penguin they call Cadbury, which read "SHRIMP WRAPPED IN BACON SHALL BE THY