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Felonious distractions moved by me in the

  • Felonious distractions moved by me in the club. It was legal for aliens to mate with humans until the first generation of mutants arrived, but now, that sort of thing costs money.

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  • Everything cost money there days. As Robert A. Heinlein said decades ago. there ain;t no such thing as a free

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  • hand job." but of course that was Heinlein's brand of humor. He had turned disgusting when joined a surrealist writing game. After that he was obsessed with

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  • whether anyone liked his folds? His wrinkly forehead straightened in utter shock when he saw the response from his partner. Heinlein would just have to wait before he diapered

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  • his kangaroo and jumped back into his space cruiser. He melted some ice from the wings with his inferno blaster and took off to

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  • Africa. He needed to get away, away from all the madness that

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  • had infested America. What better place to escape than Africa? With its poverty, civil war and disease, it was just what he needed to forget about that hellish, capitalist US of A.

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  • It's amazing what a change of venue can do to a person. In Niger I saw Dick Cheney desperately trying to give-not sell yellow cakes of something to anyone wearing a burka.

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  • Then again, I might have been drunk at the moment, so my vision may have been somewhat distorted.Dick might have been a creepy old man in a trench coat offering candy to kids. But,

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  • I was a dumb kid to begin with, and the alcohol only made me even dumber. It also gave me the courage to take him up on his offer of candy. And that's why kids should never drink.

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