Mary J was born this way. With long, scraggly

Mary J was born this way. With long, scraggly gray hair, kaleidoscope eyes, and a birthmark on her bum resembling Bob Marley, the obstetrician had never seen a newborn like her.

It was similar to the Fifth Child Doris Lessing wrote about or something out of Margaret Atwood's work. Doctor Sardonicus had dreamed about this in one of his twelve dreams. Weird!

Dr.Sardonicus met with Drs.Mordanticus,Sartiricus & Supercilicus to rant about the implications of the dream.Mary J's mother woke from the dream & realized her child was predestine

To marry the king of Norway. So her child was boxed up and sent there express mail. When the king opened the box, he exclaimed,

"This isn't what I ordered! Guards! Bring me the postman, and make it snappy," ordered the King of Norway. Meanwhile the child let out a ear-piercing yowl, when the guards took

him by force from the king's feet. "Don't send me back, kind and great sire, please! The witches! Don't send me back to the God-forsaken witches!"

The King glared at his daughter. "We had an agreement. I'm sending you right back to those god-forsaken witches until you learn to cast a decent hex!" Simona groaned. "But dad, I

have no talent for the craft. It's no use, I'll never bewitch a village idiot or turn a crow into a coachman." Simona's eyes filled with tears and her father the King felt bad for

gastrointestinal reasons and not because of the pickle his daughter was in of her own making. He knew in reality he was to blame for spoiling her and that he should let her grow