I was at the park when I saw a fly the size

cockroach! He simply stared at me and went on his buisness doing...what ever it is cockroaches do. So then i went towards the water fountain to get some water and cool off when

a pirate ship sailed next to me . Right in the middle of the dessert ! At first i thought i was imagining things from the heat , but then all of a sudden

one of the 'Pirates' turned into a giant sundae! Then, I knew for sure, I was hallucinating, but the waiter was pointing and laughing! Maybe this was a dream, or maybe, just maybe

I became more powerful than anyone could possibly imagine and the rest of "pirates" turned into twinkies which I ate with

gusto. I pretended the rest of my brown bag lunch was warriors. I vanquished my Ninja carrot sticks and conquered my Viking potato chips. The lunchroom monitor approached me.

Just as I cackled "All your base are belong to us!" Mr. Summers grabbed the scruff of my shirt and lifted me off the cafeteria bench. Mr. Summers used to be a professional football

waterboy where he furiously watered the cups of real men. though hjs arms were weak his will was strong. yet one day in the locker room he

he took some unidentified pills and in a sudden urge, his muscles grew ten times in size and soon he was what we know today as Batman. So he went outside and