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The wind wipped up & mini marhshmellow sized

  • The wind wipped up & mini marhshmellow sized hail pelted them cruely. Then the hail grew to golf ball size & they ran for shelter & for their lives. Vlad was knocked unconcious by

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  • a tree limb that had broken off. As Dr. Darcy tried to wake Vlad the situation grew worse. Vlad was in a comma. Destined to be a vegetable the rest of his life. Dr. Darcy realized

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  • he was trying to revive someone who was already dead and thus, the Hippocratic oath did not apply. Dr. Darcy switched tacks. He grabbed a wooden stake and approached Vlad's chest,

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  • Vlad woke with a start, "I'm feeling much better doctur, vhat are you doing vit that stake?" Dr. Darcy hastily hid the insturment. "Just a precaution. Here's your bill."

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  • Vlad sat up, a little woozy & none the wiser as Dr. Darcy handed him his bill. "Bloody insurance company," Vlad said, "Fangs for nothing." Dr. Darcy drew the stake out from behind

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  • the leftover pudding in the fridge and held it threateningly. "Take this!" Vlad gazed at the dripping slab of meat. "Really, Dr. Darcy? Hey thanks, that's a nice cut!" Dyslexia had

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  • taken over her mind. Still, she looked down at the meat with a sense of vague worry. She was supposed to do...something. All those shots last night were beginning to take their

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  • toll. The red meat lay on the finely grained cutting board, meekly, expectantly. She noticed she had a knife in her hand -- her bony, veiny hand. Was the meat to be knighted? Worry

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  • ing she saw the blade fall, hit one side of the succulent slab of meat, & repeat it on the other side. "I hereby knight you. Henceforth you'll be called Her Majesty's Sir Loin."

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  • Everyone cheered in celebration, none so much as Edward, the Earl of Sandwich, who promptly invited Sir Loin to his country estate for dinner.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Dec 29 2013 @ 22:07

    Vlad like his steak bloody.

  2. hamstak Dec 30 2013 @ 00:36

    But the stake -- not so much.

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