I find that squirrels are the most intriguing

I find that squirrels are the most intriguing creatures in zero-gravity, especially when

the other scientists release a carton of acorns into the room. Watching their fluffy tails wiggling about is thoroughly

engrossing. When the cuteness became too much, they opened a door and let in a pack of hungry wolverines. It only took 3

warmer. I started to take off all my clothes until I realized underneath my t-shirt I was still wearing

the Superman costume my mother had sewn for me. A quick glance around the room revealed to me one simple fact:

I was the only one in costume. A wave of nausea swept over me just like the time in fifth grade when

after Jenny turned me down, I realized why. There it was, a boulder size snot hanging off my nostril. No wonder I am

always finding myself alone at last call, nobody to bare my soul to after a short but passionate encounter. It figures,

I'm always all dressed up with no one to blow. When is it going to B my turn in the spotlight? My 15 minutes of fame?