Gadhafi hunkered down each time he heard

Gadhafi hunkered down each time he heard another explosion, maybe hiding at the Sam Missile site had been a mistake. But with all those damn Guns and Missiles it sure looked safe.

Just then a CIA agent named Mulligan entered and offered to fly him out if he'd take the reigns as Dictator of another oil rich country with a vacancy. The only condition was

he had to kick back 25% of the oil revenues, through a secret bank account in the Bahamas. He wasn't told what the money would go for, but suspected it had something to do with

a slip-and-slide, goldshlagger and underground bunker near lake havasu. But he missed that 25% of the oil money, he wanted something for himself so he turned to Cheney and

said, "Give me an amount of money periodically and into perpetuity that equals my 25% loss, or I will punish your family." Cheney had no choice but to agree, and the man left

blissfully unaware of the bombings that would soon be coming his way. Within a matter of weeks he was on the run from hit squads and air strikes. Cheney doesn't like to lose.

That's why he plays Apples to Apples against himself. "I'm undefeated!" Cheney exclaimed, having matched 'Helen Keller' with 'appetizing.' The hit squad asked if they could play,

Cheney didn't even say anything, he just gave them The Look. They backed down and Cheney moved on to Pictionary, also playing against himself. He first drew what appeared to be a

chimpanzee, then George Bush Sr. Then he realized his telltale mistake and scribbled over this image. Couldn't give away the secret of the Humanzee Project, or he'd shoot them all