Hardy knew that fucker spilled that scalding
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Hardy knew that fucker spilled that scalding water on purpose. But Laurel's dead, soulless eyes, the eyes of a killer, meant he couldn't hurt him directly. Oh god, did he know?
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Why are we defending the existence of a monopoly to protect us from merely the possibility of a monopoly?
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Now from the makers of "Monopoly" comes the new game "Commune!" Build your geodesic dome empire. Who will have the top alpaca farm? Find out who is more equal than others.
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The game pieces are a hash pipe, a pot brownie, a God's Eye, A Canned Heat T-Shirt and a flip-flop. You don't buy properties in the game of Commune, instead you try to acquire
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vouchers which let you call in sick on the day everyone has to clean out the communal cesspit. To win Commune, you have to calculate how much hair will have grown anywhere on your
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Monocle the last year. Mr. Pincher's monocle had become a Siamese cat. He failed to notice the monocle went missing and thought he had thrown it out. He loved cats, so Taipan was a
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venomous snake that had nothing to do with it & Mr. Pincher went in search of his monocle which seemed to have 9 lives, After it rolled off the desk through the cat door into the
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service hatch of a Sopwith Camel, across the floor and up into the pilot's seat. That is how Mr. Pincher found himself piloting a Sopwith Camel over the fields of Epernay in WW1.
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Mr. Pincher was an exceptionally poor pilot and soon crashed the plane in a field of squash. The farmer's daughter came running from the house, sure she had smelled yam pie. When
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she couldn't pull Mr. Pincher from the burning wreckage she ran to the road & used a flaming squash to flag down a motorist for help, which inspired a dirty farmer's daughter joke.
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LordVacuity Aug 16 2017 @ 20:40
I love it when a meme comes together.
SlimWhitman Aug 17 2017 @ 01:20
I miss when folding stories could develop an idea to their full potential. Some seem to think it is acceptable to systematically ignore the idea behind the previous fold & just write whatever pops into your head. This is not collaborative story writing . That not-with-standing, I enjoyed the second part which came together because people did try to make a story out of it.
Chaz Aug 17 2017 @ 02:59
When I did improv, you had to put your ego aside and support the people around you. Random stuff is fun but taking someone else's stuff and putting your own spin on adds flavor.
Woab Aug 17 2017 @ 16:30
In spite of that, the squash farm at the end seemed to re-connect Chaz' brilliant idea for the "Commune!" game. I have done, and taught theatrical improv, too. So much fun! And yes, very important to continue with what you've been handed.