Would you rather for 10 minutes have to hang

Would you rather for 10 minutes have to hang onto the top of a car going 100 mph OR try to stay on top of a hot-air balloon in the sky?

Twins Riggo and Pumperniggo found out the hard way that they did not, in fact, want to be on either end of a hot air balloon falling 100 mph to earth as a car hung from the basket.

There is only one way we're getting out of this alive, said Pumperniggo. Riggo nodded and jumped out of the hot air balloon into the attached car. As they continued to plummet, he

pulled the emergency brake. Pumperniggo slapped Riggo, "That's not going to work for a car falling out of the sky." The car free-fell, end over end, gaining speed, the antennae rip

Ped of his hat and we watched it fly south to parts unknown. Riggo was devastated but Pumperniggo had a spare hat that fit. So it was that this story took four years to finish.

The last folder's error was noted by this folder. The story was not meant to die at fold 4 after all! No,the hat was lined with pygmy short tailed opossum fur & Riggo was allergic!

This was before he was knighted so he was just Ringo but it still had enough cachet to return the expensive pygmy short tailed opossum fur lined hat at the dead man's haberdashery.

"Sorry for not being dead yet," Ringo told the cashier at the dead man's haberdashery, "But I'd like to return this hat." "I see," said the cashier, "What seems to be the problem

?" "Well, you see it's just not quite corporeal enough. I can grab it," Ringo demonstrated, "But when I try to put it on--" The hat fell through Ringo's body. The dead cashier nodd

OOOOOOOOO GHOSTS EXIST!!!!