I use oven cleaner and a brass-bristle brush

I use oven cleaner and a brass-bristle brush on mine until all the blackened crust and rancid oily residue solids are removed. Then, I gently dab it dry with a ShamWow Shammie.

Some of them are self-cleaning and leave only a little white ash at the bottom. That can be removed by a dirt devil, but I like to use those batteries for other things.

I think you can imagine what I save my batteries for. That's right, my self-contained coffee heater. If there's anything worse than lukewarm coffee, I have not encountered it.

Of course, I live in a bubble and have never left my hospital room. They made a story about my life Starring John Travolta. He hung with me to get the essence of bubble

baths right before going out to the disco. I especially appreciated his Battlefield Earth work. L. Ron Hubbard then appeared out of nowhere and

hmm... hmmm. my school is better. the grass is green and I have friends. I don't like TV

The mackerel were unimpressed. Their school stretched for miles across the ocean. He might shoot six of them, but the other 9 million would chew him till he was plankton sized. Ha!

But wait...what was that huge shiny object rising up over the horizon? The mackerel screamed in fishy horror as they were enclosed inside a giant tin, all 9 million of them. What a

catastrophe. They were all chanting,, yelling "I AM NOT DEAD. I AM NOT DEAD" there efforts were great. The packager almost heard them. But alas the lid closed and all of them died.