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The teacher shouted "Chuck what you doing"

  • The teacher shouted "Chuck what you doing" "Well I was counting the freckles on the back of Jane's neck, but theres a problem." Whats the problem? she asked. "Their moving" I said

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  • "Ew!" the class yelled in unison. Jane leapt from her desk as the little ticks swarmed across the linoleum. "Okay, class," said the teacher, "Remember the drill?" The students went

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  • into convulsions died choking on their own tongues. "Wrong drill!" the teacher bellowed into their blue faces. "I've told you a thousand times, always look for context clues, or

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  • and then the blue faced one raised her hand. The Teacher's face quivered, started to shake and her head caved in like a rotten pumpkin. The blue faced one took the Teacher's

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  • corpse and devoured it whole.The student's looked on in horror, as the blue faced one transformed into a hideous blue-ish version of their mutilated teacher. "I will be your

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  • Chief Smurf forever!' One clever student got out his Iphone and called Gargamel to come over as soon as possible. 'We have a smurf-plague on our campus, we need them exterminated

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  • with EXTREME pleasure." "My fees are a thousand dollars up front, and a thousand when it's over," Gargomel said. He arrived on campus with big, heavy shoes. The smurf-plague was

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  • really misnamed as it was spread by Fraggle droppings behind home refrigerators. Yeah, they looked cute, sang well, and were AMAZING kissers, but Fraggles were also known to

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  • give the neighborhood children candy laced with ratpoison. At first the Fraggles did it on accident, or so they said, but now it's turned in2 an obsession-a horrible, dirty, obessi

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  • on. The police tracked found them by following the trail of kids singing about bloody diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge"

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