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I fell in love with a mermaid. She had hair

  • I fell in love with a mermaid. She had hair the color of the night and her skin was covered with iridescent scales. I want to join her but she refused to let me drown.

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  • I courted her by paddling out in a glass bottom boat. I would give her fruit from the island and she would reciprocate with conch shells. Last night, a storm raged. My mermaid was

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  • treated shabbily by Poseidon, and I saw my opening. I set my mermaid up in a cozy aquarium in my apartment and headed out for an aggressive negotiation with Mr. P. I knew

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  • I could count on my wife for understanding. At the meet with P. my cell rang. It was her:"So, Baby, a mermaid?" The tinkle of smashing glass. The sound of my pet's labored breaths.

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  • Meanwhile Poseideon seemed to think the meeting was over & had left while I had been talking to my wife on my cellphone. I happened to look out the port hole. He was swimming away.

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  • Dang it! and to think that I was about to seal the deal with him. I hang up on my wife and start-up the boat. "Follow that -uhh- God!" I was starting to think that it was too late

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  • to save my marriage when suddenly Flopper the dolphin emerged in the sparkling waters starboard. "I'll ask Poseidon to make you into a merman," he suggested, "but you must promise

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  • to give me a kiss!" Jeez louise. Flopper was a washed-up celebrity dolphin whose blowhole smelled like menthol cigarettes. But he knew Poseidon. "Me, or my mermaid wife?" I asked

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  • "Both. And usually my brothers like to join in." So it was Poseidon, Zeus, Hades, Flopper the dolphin and his wife meeting up with director Ben Dover in a seedy strip joint.

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  • They were all just about to "dive into the deep", so to speak, when Detective Manatee crashed the party, seeking his next unsolved mystery. His timing was, as usual, impeccable.

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3 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Jul 29 2019 @ 22:57

    My ending was less than sexy, but...still a good story.

  2. Woab Jul 30 2019 @ 11:57

    Yes, it really kinda held together, didn't it?

  3. SlimWhitman Jul 30 2019 @ 15:38

    It's a Splosh!

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