Scooby-dooby-do,yabba-dabba-doo,and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Scooby-dooby-do,yabba-dabba-doo,and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious where the first words Jack learned.Not only the first words he spoke,no.The first words he wrote,spelled and

had tattooed on his calf in a back alley. The procedure was mostly painless and only set Jack back a third of his piggy bank. The next logical step was graffiti. He tagged "Yabba

!" This was a false priest. Jabba the Hut's eyes opened, he croaked, "You are no Rabbi." So the tagger lowered his paintcan and said, "The wise and powerful Jabba, you will do well

to read between the lines. Read and weep Jabba." The tagger quickly left the "hut" for the night lightsaber party. Tagger used spray paint as his weapon of choice. It lit up like

a roman candle when the aerosol collided with the lightsaber beam. Tagger howled with delight at their brilliant spectacle, but their mirth was disrupted when the Imperial Cops

Crashed the party with their Hummer tank and polished off the bathtub gin. The next thing we knew, the Imperial Cops were wished happy trails by Tagger and his comrades. They died

all of them. That bathtub gin was only for them. We only kept it in case the Prophecy was true. Everybody else got their own bathtub gin. That means I was pivotal to Prophecy. Cool

Oh YEAH? Well, what if I leap 700 feet into the sky and come raining down over St. Louis as ten thousand baby ducks in tiny airplanes? Would THAT qualify for pivotal coverage?

"No, but it would look like a strange acid trip mixed with flash backs of your twisted childhood," the shrink replied and handed him a nice safe basket to finish weaving. Good nut.