Gloria Monday relied on the Sic Transit System

Gloria Monday relied on the Sic Transit System to get her where she needed to go. She was a card shark in frumpy yoga attire, and her invisible pass was her ticket to ride. Double-

your money honey? When she dropped the kids off at soccer, Gloria Monday would ride the rails playing 3-card monte with Catholic school girls in the back. She hustled to get

money she could so she could take off to LA to meet up with Jim & all her other "guy friends." Gloria Monday was a lady with a mission, alright. Her name was definitely on my list.

My To-DONE List. I chest bumped my fellow bros and checked off Gloria Monday. Ruby Tuesday would have to wait, though, now that my girlfriend was catching on. Jim was her spy and

-roid. Jim was a Typhesto Corp. special. My girlfriend was a clarion carrier which meant she had access to crushTech. Me, I was ready to hook up with Wendy Wednesday, fleshbot

Who offered to clean my whole house before my mum visited, when my mum rang and said she was on the way. She arrived 20 minutes and 3 seconds later. She exclaimed, "What

the hell are you doing with this twat? For God's sake! I didn't raise you to become an easy slut who sleeps with anyone! I just pray to God you´re not pregnant, as it would ruin

my reputation. Now go shower and get cleaned up. Your father will be home soon and as you know,

great. As the plasticine corners pushed into my flesh I was enraptured by the sweet ecstasy of that exquisite pain, quite unlike that which came from my father's brutish hands.