The family was gathered around the table,

The family was gathered around the table, like past Christmases. The table was set with Waterford crystal. Mother brought out the roasting pan. When she lifted the lid, a severed

hand sprung out and eye-jabbed Dad. A thumb hooked on his nose and whipped the whole disembodied hand around toward grandma. She was a quick old broad and pinned it with a fork.

"Looks like there'll be good eatin' tonight!" cackled the old wrinkly hag. "Ma Ma" as we like to call her must have lost her sense of taste ages ago. No one really knows how

on earth she could have survived for almost a century with an alien fetus attached to her

refrigerator, ironically held up with a "rare earth" magnet. Right beside it was a hideous scrawl/drawing made by Olivia, that little spoiled brat that lived across the street.

She took a digital photo for evidence & uploaded it to her PC. She was about to Email it to the police when she suddenly remembered why she had gone to the refrigerator.

she had forgotten the puny human's brain! at her planet, a brain was the ultimate edvince. howver, she wasn't sure if it was ok on Earth. then she realized that she would get

barely anything for it. After all, it's just a *human* brain. Human brains are some of the most unremarkable brains in the universe. She decided to instead get a brain from

Dr. Mendel had so decried. But she loved only for the double recessive LeRoy, with his sixteen eyes and petite wings.They shared the vomit of love, and lived shortly ever after.