Rules to follow if you want to successfully

Rules to follow if you want to successfully survive a zombie event:/ Never reveal your real name.

Secondly, the streets of Dark Town are paved with broad leaves of melancholy, so don't give them the up and down. Thirdly, smile for the nice men and smile for the mean ones.

He didn't feel me with much hope, especially since I was a night owl to begin with. Mornings never suited me, and besides, the best adventures happen after dusk. So I thanked

the shopkeeper who just sold me 6.66 lbs of salt and drove to the nearest haunted house. The rusty gates, then the creaky door swung open as I marched inside. As I spread the salt

along the garden path, I shouted "Death to all slugs!" But it was too late. They were all ready dead. The undead slugs emerged from their slug-holes and crept toward me, murmering

"After we cover the corpse in slime, we know how to hide the crime." Well, I certainly wasn't going to take that sort of thing from a bunch of undead slugs, so I run to the kitchen

where I am met with the stench of something dead. I knew that it couldn't be the slugs. The kitchen was a dead end so I decided to open up a cupboard. Inside was some random gunk

Or, at least, that’s the way I would explain it; it could have been anything: the fermented entrails of a rat, ejaculate from a worm orgy, but I preferred calling it sticky gunk.

I saw promise in the gunk and marketed it as a competing product to “Dr. Arthur’s Turkey Turds & Rainwater.” It sold well until my supply ran out. Too bad I never knew the formula.