One day there was a guy, his name was Leo

One day there was a guy, his name was Leo Verheij and he was always sitting behind his computer. He went to Youtube to look for music.

He'd gotten tired of sitting behind his computer & decided to walk there. But people looked at him oddly when he asked "Where's Youtube?" so instead he asked, "Where's Google?"

"Quiet! You'll get us all in trouble. Just keep churning." But an Amish Protector had already heard. "You there! New guy! Did you just use the G-word?" "All I said was Google." He

Certain words had the power to stop armies. Certain words could break bones, like sticks and stones. That's why they were forbidden to us, BUT, I could my kid brother to say them

And the thought police were there to arrest him. I became a peregrine falcon and flew away. That way, I escaped and lived happily ever after. Nona and Squawker remembered me!

That Nona and Squawkers remembered was part of my happy ever after. Since you already know that I lived happily ever after you also know that means I have nothing more of interest

to report. Only that Nona and Squawkers were blessed with an egg seven years later, which hatched into a baby Harpy that they named Numpkins. It instantly ate the doctor's face off

because it was a terrifying creature made specifically to

keep the children in line. And so it did.