The spooky girl sat next to me on the train.

The spooky girl sat next to me on the train. I pretended to do a cryptic crossword. She whispered "Ever think that darkness is not the absence of light but a physical force?"

I replied "The brighter the candle lit, the darker the shadow cast." Just then we entered the tunnel. The click clack of the rails grew louder and I closed my eyes, relishing every

moment of the unseen train's approach, the surging vibrations in the tunnel, the increasing density of doom. My companions began to panic and shout, but

they didn't know I had powers. The train bore down on us and I raised my hand. The plasma burst stopped the train cold. Green smoke wafted from my fingertips. My friends looked

on in horror as the toxic smoke rotted the Love Train into oblivion. Folks at the cafe joined hands in vain. I cackled maniacally and proclaimed, "Without love, nothing can stop my

conquering the digital world!" People looked at me, unaware I was the CEO of Google. I lived in a box, but I own imaginary websites. I buy them up just to shut them down. I AM A

and thrown onto a stretcher before I could recite the next page of the Necronomicon. Off I was whisked to the hospital, where they placed me in a padded room. The voices were still

going inside my head though. The white walls of the box that closed me up were beginning to calm me. But they became like a torture,

But they suddenly disappeared. And then they reappeared and killed me. My last thought: 'At least I won't be around to see Kim Kardashian anymore'. But I'm dead. THE END!!!!