Friar Tuck thought no one knew. "You're going

Friar Tuck thought no one knew. "You're going bald and we all know it. Growing the hair on the side only makes it look worse." Tuck wondered what made Lil John a fashion expert

"For a merry man, you're a pretty snarky." Robin Hood joined in and patted his bald pate. "I could play the bongos on this baby." Friar Tuck swung and accidently hit Maid Marian.

She lost a tooth & was still the bonniest of Robin's companions & she took a liking to Tuck. She was fickle like that. Robin became jealous & the men weren't so merry. The Sherriff

was watching all this unfold through a telescopic eyepiece. He saw Tuck duck into the lean-to with the Maid. Shortly thereafter Robin was seen drinking heartily from a flagon. All

of Nottingham called for him on April 15th, but The Fox needed to reflect and de-mat his tail. "Dad can help me with girl problems," he said. Robin forgot that his father was rich

chocolate cake, and was therefore useless for girl advice. He backed away from the fox, as it gnarled and snapped. Any moment now, Robin knew he would be

lligator bait. He waived it around until an all

out brawl ensued with other swamp creatures over all this waving. Finally this stunt became boring and eventually drew his glare to a woman with something on a leash. "What's your

floor lamp doing on a leash?" The lady smiled and said "When I turn the light off the photons get absorbed by the walls of my room as heat. So I am taking the lamp out to cool off"