Don Parker glided onto the stage and waved

Don Parker glided onto the stage and waved graciously at the screaming fans who filled the television studio. His new variety show, Celebrity Sex Tape, was the surprise hit of

the decade. No other show had made the Nielson ratings soar through the roof like Don's show was doing. Everyone was watching, including the President of the United States

of America. Don got so excited when the new ratings came out about his show, that he called up all of his friends and invited them over to his McMansion to celebrate.

. Ronald McDonald sensed a McGangBang (TM) was on the cards tonight. He could smell it in the air. He met Mayor McCheese's eye and could tell he was thinking the exact same thing.

Even so, he couldn't help but get a bit nervous. If the kids saw him like this...well, he would be out a couple million at least. No matter though, because now it was

Just under three weeks before the most rigged vote in history, which Professor Orzo knew wouldn't end well. Just three years later, Tegucigalpa treated Her Majesty for Plasticines

Narcosis of the Spleen with aggravating issues. Her Majesty really didn't have it but the treatments allowed Her Majesty to meet with her secret lover, The Pook of Toranga Spaces.

An historic (but lewd) fiction was written about the affair, entitled "Her Majesty and the Pook", which was later used as an excuse to make a blue movie in the 1960's. Her Majesty

found the book interesting, and hired an author to write the sequel featuring a love triangle between herself, a hunky lifeguard, and a hot vampire.