Don Parker glided onto the stage and waved

  • Don Parker glided onto the stage and waved graciously at the screaming fans who filled the television studio. His new variety show, Celebrity Sex Tape, was the surprise hit of

  • the decade. No other show had made the Nielson ratings soar through the roof like Don's show was doing. Everyone was watching, including the President of the United States

  • of America. Don got so excited when the new ratings came out about his show, that he called up all of his friends and invited them over to his McMansion to celebrate.

  • The McMansion party was well underway: Grimmace was passed out in the bathtub filled with milkshake and hamburgler had ko'd Big Mac when Jack-in-the-Box & Burger King party crashed

  • . Ronald McDonald sensed a McGangBang (TM) was on the cards tonight. He could smell it in the air. He met Mayor McCheese's eye and could tell he was thinking the exact same thing.

  • Even so, he couldn't help but get a bit nervous. If the kids saw him like this...well, he would be out a couple million at least. No matter though, because now it was

  • Just under three weeks before the most rigged vote in history, which Professor Orzo knew wouldn't end well. Just three years later, Tegucigalpa treated Her Majesty for Plasticines

  • Narcosis of the Spleen with aggravating issues. Her Majesty really didn't have it but the treatments allowed Her Majesty to meet with her secret lover, The Pook of Toranga Spaces.

  • An historic (but lewd) fiction was written about the affair, entitled "Her Majesty and the Pook", which was later used as an excuse to make a blue movie in the 1960's. Her Majesty

  • found the book interesting, and hired an author to write the sequel featuring a love triangle between herself, a hunky lifeguard, and a hot vampire.



  1. SlimWhitman Dec 27 2017 @ 03:47

    I always knew that orthogonal wave meant something warped was behind the powder blue hats.

  2. Woab Dec 27 2017 @ 12:44

    Perfect ending, tinybox!

  3. tinybox Dec 27 2017 @ 13:09

    thanks! this story is pretty funny :D

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