Futon Kitty thanked Professor X for the visit.

Futon Kitty thanked Professor X for the visit. Futon Kitty had much to consider regarding the X-Men and the Avengers and the so-called "War Against Relaxation". But when Pernito

Returned at midnight, the news broke that Futon Kitty no longer had the leading role in "The X-men and the Avengers Million Dollop Quartet". She started to have a breakdown.

Her agent called her twice. Whitout really adding anything to the matter. She had to barricade the door in order to keep the paparazzi out and tried to reach her mother. Kitty knew

the door wouldn't hold long. "Kitty... is that you?" her mother answered the phone. Her voice muffled like she'd been sobbing all night long. Typical. "I need to get rid of some

vodka out of my system." said her mom. Kitty sighed. How would the Hello Kitty franchise deal with the fact that Kitty's mom was an excessive drinker. She didn't even have a mouth!

But there was more than one way to consume a bottle of vodka, as evidenced by Kitty's Mom's track marks and sloppy demeanour. Maybe a new range of Hello Kitty products could capita

lize on the growing awareness about dysfunctional families. E.g. a Hello Kitty with bruises below her eyes, & designer sunglasses? "She sells herself to support Mom's habit." Aces!

Meanwhile,in a small, secluded cabin somewhere near Zurich, a Senor Kuberschmidt was plotting his revenge."Hello Kitty?",he sneered melodically."Heeellooo KITTYYYY? HARHARHAR!"

"O was here" was the secret message in the crossword puzzle, a phrase which here means "vocabulary game played for amusement but which here indicated deep, deep trouble."