Finished Folds (1—20)
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3"I really don't know what to make of this," he said."So just shut up and kiss me,you fool!" Dr. Who let her grab him and bend him over for a passionate french kiss.Sloppily,they
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1"I'll tell you in Morse code,"Bob replied.He poked the DJs belly in the Morse pattern of "Money for nothing" by Dire Straits. The DJ just sat
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2one of the displays on his dashboard.Henry pushed the button next to it.A largeghost image of the truck appeared in front of him,showing its exact position."Gotcha,"Henry whispered
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1to create rorschach tests, which he then showed to himself, analyzing his own responses. "Very interesting. Now please tell me about your childhood," Brown asked of himself.
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2our surroundings in gleeful colors instead, and we'd have spent our time more productively. At least the apocalypse wouldnt't be a complete bummer then. But whatever, I really
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2around, searching for any suitable females to bear a deity's children, but there were only goblins. "Wait a minute," I thought, "I'm a god!" I snapped my finger and in an instant,
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2that man will finally be able to communicate with donkeys. I've never shared my dream with anyone, thinking it too silly. But right then, I decided it was time to let the world
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4it didn't. In fact, the ring held an ancient curse: if ever it wasn't worn on a finger, its holder would cause a slight, inexplicable discomfort in the people around him. The man
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1got tangled,it was ripped right off."Shhrraaack!"The Sound of flesh tearing accompanied the kings muddled cries of pain.Everybody cheered,saying never had a Show been this charming
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2"Nah,not really",his mom replied,"I've kinda given up on myself now,don't know.This sea of Lava is calling for me,you see."She let herself slide into the Lava,screaming and crying.
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2,since Soda Wat was still in early testing and far from ready for human Trials.He knew the daugher's feet were gone by now,but he might be able to at least "console" her sexy mom.
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3e true identity of Jack The Ripper.How he could convey such complex orders through miming alone,and what became of the Investigation,still remains a mystery to this very day.
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3floor.I forgot everything around me,dived and indulged my fetish:carving paprika figurines.After 16 hours I was dehydrated and delusional,but it was worth it:Paprika-Trump was born
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2And that's Bert Buckler with the weather.Thank you,Bert.Well,that's all the time we have for tonight,folks.Join us next week when we bake some babies for charity!Goodnight!
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4his genitals,as he had been taught by his vodka-zen master.He began his Meditation with gulping down the vodka in increasingly large gulps until the world had faded.Nirvana at last
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5that comforts people;tells them "You're in the hands of a professional" and not some runofthemill hobby murderer.Finally,I settled for "Steve" and moved on.My first
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2was convoluted and not at all thought through.He just knew he would need the following: a tiny sack of furr;some plaster;drops of human blood;and most importantly:many,MANY
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10him later.I had no nerve for a puking butler right now:I just had the interior polished up.Bloody Alfred.Why did I even employ him?I never need his services anyway! I really should
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5dust:being able to loosely stick to any surface and immediately returning to it after being blown or wiped off.Plus,she was now able to sometimes cause allergies over time.
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6how huge it really is!I'd had to invent new words - nay, a new way for our Body to speak! - to describe the unfathomable ginormusness of it!And still,it was but a speck compared to