34

asdfasdf asdfsadf asdfsdaf asdf

  • asdfasdf asdfsadf asdfsdaf asdf
  • Although I had a brilliant mind, my communication was limited. After the accident, I was limited to writing with my left hand on the center of the keyboard. "A fads sad dad ad"
  • Fortunately I got a real steal on Hawkings old wheel chair at an estate sale in Chesterton. Now I have a really posh computer voice the nurses all dig and my palsied left hand
  • had a spasm.
  • Twitched itched bitched and spasmed again. True multitasking. I bet if I tried I could Belch, Fart, Crap and Pee my pants all at the same time. old age has its wonders. I wonder if
  • I could start a competition, the BFCP Tournament. The person who could Belch, Fart, Crap and Pee their pants the longest would win. Maybe there would be other categories, like
  • you get with the Nobel Prize. That, of course, is how the Nobel Prize started out. I'd have to decide on an overall prize structure, or have a trophy made - something like
  • the bust of Quasimodo dipped in Easter Chocolate. My version of the Nobel Prize would be yearly given to the ugliest guy who could also get a super hot chick, It should be named
  • The Chandler. However, the Nobel committee totally shot down my proposal of the Chandler award, so I took my Chocolate Quasimodo bust and
  • slowly ate it in front of them.
Started
2011-06-03 12:56:57
Finished
2011-08-14 23:31:37

6 Comments

  1. Avatar

    m80 Aug 14 2011 @ 23:51

    Ha! Chaz started a story from gibberish, and even worked it into the context! Amazing!
  2. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Aug 16 2011 @ 08:01

    Yeah - nice save Chaz! I thought it was going somewhere interesting, but then the story "had a spasm".
  3. Avatar

    Chaz Aug 17 2011 @ 07:06

    Someone liked asdfasdf asdfsadf asdfsdaf asdf? Just wondering why,
  4. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Aug 17 2011 @ 08:05

    Maybe "had a spasm" and "asdfasd" liked eachother.
  5. Avatar

    KieferSkunk Oct 25 2013 @ 16:09

    More than 2 years after it was written, I just came across this story. I dunno about you guys, but "had a spasm" completely cracked me up.
  6. Avatar

    MoralEnd Oct 25 2013 @ 16:13

    Excellent work CHAZ!

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!