Mark's brother Charity the candle-maker was

Mark's brother Charity the candle-maker was quite the babe-magnet, but not much came of it. Charity was gay but transcendent, and Mark loved women but was a homely slob. Even so,

they'd find love. Mark seduced the maid, who was willing to settle for him, and big bro Charity used a dating site for gay male candlemakers called Wax and Wayne. See, love is easy

" chimed Buddyboy4711. The nerd from Texas named Buddy Holly said, "No, it's so easy to fall in love."

This is still true sixty years later. People are gullible. Popular songs are still about love but nowadays there is a sick aspect to the dating culture. And so forth. Mum was right

about how Western society would sexually degenerate itself. Men became women, people had lofty ideals about their relationships and abortions skyrocketed! Mom seemed be wise when

she increased the transparency on her perceptive lens. Mom saw things the way they really were, not the way I saw them, which was

into some kind of flying purple salad or something. As a floating purple cucumber, Uncle Bob's mouth was very small and his voice high-pitched, but I tried my best to understand

everything he said about cucumber racism. Those green cucumbers were extremely underprivileged. Uncle Bob, however, quite enjoyed life as a floating purple cucumber.

The cucumbers assembled themselves to peacefully storm the streets holding up signs that read "Cucumber Lives Matter!" The other vegetables were offended. "ALL vegetables matter!"