Dr Crud made his first incision with a scapel

Dr Crud made his first incision with a scapel into the little girl's chest only to discover the patient was filled with sugar and spice and all things nice. Amy's twin brother need

ed the same procedure & what do you suppose the Dr. Crud found inside?! You guessed it: Madame Wong! She popped her head out the boy's liver. "Nin Hao, everyone! Let's party!"

But Picachu wasn't in the mood. He really didn't understand, but he'd been dragging ass all day. Since he got up he felt like not doing anything. Dr. Crud said, "Picachu, you shoul

d take more zinc. Good for the yang." Normally Picachu would never let such a softball go without laying down a witty zinger or snappy comeback. But he was in a real funk this time

due to his late realization that he would never become a pro basketball player. Even when he was young and in-shape, Picachu never would have even warmed the bench of the lowliest

Member of his folding stories team. Their basketball matches became safe ways to express frustration with long words, leaving the folding stories for the wordsmiths among us here.

I thought they would at least let warm the bench, I wasn't a wordsmith. They said not because I didn't know how to warm a bench either. They told me to put my torch away & pick up

my room, or I wouldn't get any dinner, but I wouldn't listen. The pull of the mob was greater than my hunger. I managed to climb out the window with my torch without burning down

the ladder but I did manage to burn down the house along with everyone in it, so my efforts were not in vain. Elated, I knew this would prove my worth to my mobster

"Honey, I'm home!" I called. The mobster took me into their arms and asked me: "You got those people, right?" I nodded. "Alright, let's have dinner," they said with a loving smile.