Once upon a time, there was a boy, a basketball,

Once upon a time, there was a boy, a basketball, a dream. He practiced every hour of everyday. Not many people knew he was an orphan. Just him and a basketball against the world.

Than someone found out about his secret, and went to tell him.

Then they told Fred, Fred told LaRonda, who wrote it on the bathroom stall wall. So everyone in the Boss' secretary pool knew. But your little secret is safe with us Big Bob.

Ricardo, the custodial engineer, however, wasn't so discreet. After snapping a cell shot of the bathroom stall wall and posting it on several social media sites, Big Bob's secret

was out. Everyone knew now that Big Bob was, in fact, afraid of spiders. They creeped him out! It didn't matter how big or small either. He screamed when he saw the crawlers.

Because his feet were massively huge, spiders were also afraid of Big Bob. Thousands thought their best sanctuary was to hide in his sock drawer.

Big Bob's mother was catatonic. Rumor goes it happened when she once spot-checked his sock drawer. Whatever was in there left her with white hair, gaping mouth and tickle phobia.

The sock drawer didn't just contain lubricant; it contained a black onsie. "Odd," thought Big Bob's mom. But that wasn't what gave her the white hair. It was the ninja stars. What

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