This is the saddest story you will ever hear

This is the saddest story you will ever hear in your life. It all started when

this orphan who'd been told her parents were dead, but really they just didn't want to share their money, this orphan decided she had a dream and although the kids hated her

train set.

Somewhere else, a woman was discovering that all of her furniture had been stolen and been replaced by an exact replica, except they were in HO scale. The miniture marauders had

made lumbering giants of us all. After a few weeks of crashing cities like Godzilla got to be old

, we bigguns entered the workforce. I posed for Green Giant produce, my friend became a Rakshasa warrior, and another became a wrestler. But we giants weren't loved like the BFG.

Although we did have an acronym ourselves. GFB, Great Fat Bastards. We hated it. Just because we were big and had no mothers, didn't mean that we should be treated like freaks.

Unfortunately this was 2012, & offensive humor made the general population feel entitled to ostracize fatties, Jews, sexual deviants & passive personalities. We Great Fat Bastards

I didnt think telling every1 I was part of the porn police, & if they had any on their computers to email it 2 me,at the time I thought it was a flawless plan. I AM THE PORNPOLICE!