Now that Yoda was gone, the Degobah system

Now that Yoda was gone, the Degobah system was all his. Finally. No more kowtowing to the "Jedi Master." He was free to do whatever he wanted with this boggy paradise

and lashed his slimy tentacles in the air just thinking about how Yoda had tricked him into lifting that ship to trick that kid. Well, Yoda was dead and Degobah was all his.

Thus unencumbered his evil presence absorbed the gnarl trees energy spreading his tentacles until he hugged the planet Dagobah. Emperor Palantine felt an evil & moved the Death Sta

r out of harm's way to a distant part of the galaxy. Palantine knew no noodly appendages could reach that far, and no one would recognize the true nature of the mechanic moon.

That's what the newly appointed Emperor thought anyway, until a bunch of kids in their X-Wings blew it up. Now how would he escape the noodly appendages of the great FSM?

He arranged for a UFO to take him far away. From his new home on Niburu, he watched everything on the tellie and sipped the best tea ever. King Dikgfjhgffhh laughed out loud.

She didn't love the new planet at all. She thought the fjords were overdone and there weren't enough trenches or rainforests. She knew she wasn't acting queen but she didn't need t

-o tell anyone that she was the drama queen. The stage-hands lugged in some fake shrubbery and a sign that read "Please do not fall into the trench". Satisfied, she began her scene

by stripping naked, revealing her body painted to look like an extremely overweight and orange Donald Trump. Then she--I mean the President--waddled to the trench and jumped in.