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I am afraid of parked cars with curve feelers,

  • I am afraid of parked cars with curve feelers, two toed sloths, windshield wipers that move outwards simultaneously, bad stand-up comedians, surly drive-in attendants,
  • clowns and flying bugs. But what I am most and most afraid of are the people dressed in white clothes. Somehow, they remind me of the hospital ward from the nightmares I used to
  • have. Still have. The worst was Nurse Nancy. She made Annie Wilkes from the Misery movie seem like a saint. I remember 1 time Nurse Nancy untied my straitjacket & told me I was
  • a hot dog then spread her cheeks and did a bun clamp on my face. Then evil Nurse Nancy yelled, "Get ready for the ketchup." OMG. Nurse Nancy was evil.
  • I prayed for the mustard but kicked at my constraints with all the force I could muster but the iron bands were made for a monster. I had no chance of escaping now. Nurse Nancy la
  • -beled the jars of formaldehyde: "BRAIN", "HEART", "LIVER", "ONIONS" as I squirmed to free myself. "You'll never get away with this, Nurse Nancy!" I hissed at her as she calmly
  • began to clean her surgical tools. My limbs were frozen still. Nurse Nancy picked up a syringe and injected me with its contents.
  • In an instant the most intense heat came over me, like lava was flowing throw my veins, yet I couldn't feel my limbs. After my moment of torment,
  • a rapid succession of various blissful states of limitless magnitude flashed in my being. Overwhelmed by the ecstasy, I tried to crawl towards an electrical outlet across the room.
  • The electric prunes sang about having too much to dream last night, and they were right. I had boarded the Red Line and gotten off at the wrong stop. I never returned home.
Started
2014-07-14 09:27:11
Finished
2017-12-16 00:49:56

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Dec 16 2017 @ 10:19

    Two comments: (1) MoralEnd, you are disgustingly funny and (2) Great ending, Dhanithecat.
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    St.Molecule Jan 09 2018 @ 18:19

    I suspect that surly drive-ins make for surly drive-in attendants. The place can add a lot to a person's mood. If I had to work with a din of screams, groans, plops, and belches on full time in the background, I'd be a poor excuse for a ledger balancer but still better than Jack Lalane.

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