i started going to dacula high school when

i started going to dacula high school when everybody knew i was not from there, i had just walked into the building when

vampiric Principal Silvernail flew in. "You're tardy, the sun went down hours ago." I was new, so I said, "Yeah, I'm getting used to the new schedule." He sniffed the air and said

, "First you made me a wooden cross in shop class, and now I smell garlic bread coming from your Buffy the Vampire Slayer lunchbox." Principal Silvernail had a batty countenance

, his leathery jowls flapped indignantly. "This antimonster hooliganism is most unbecoming of a student of Blargwarts." Principal Silvernail pulled the thumbscrews from the drawer

fit the bill perfectly"! Mr. Silvernail could hardly keep from grinning. He was certain his new recruits of Freshman would win him a new chain or a socket set to go with his blue

tricycle that he so liked to ride around in the driveway. Mr. Silvernail was filthy stinking rich but had the intelligence quotient of a 5 yr old. His latest recruits were off

bludgeoning one another with morning stars. The brilliant louts were as primitive as they were sophisticated in the ways of high finance. "The SCA sure has changed since I was a

wee lass," a teeny tiny Irish woman in her teeny tiny voice suddenly said. "Stop all that fighting, will ye & sit down here for a nice soothing cuppa." The louts were delighted by