The magic is occured.

The magic is occured.

I became small like an ant.

i-matter sandwich. After surviving a trip through a black hole, who would ever expect they would have a multidimensional diner like "Jerry's?" I drink a quantum coke and experience

the ultimate black hole happy meal, filled with carrots, a cheeseburger, some chips, and a plushie alien. I looked through the window to examine the multidimensional aura. "Wow."

I'll have one of those!" After installing the black hole just below my esophagus I could eat unlimited happy meals & I never super sized because everything I ate passed through the

black hole into an event horizon - and you never know where that's going to take you. The one time I did try it, my super-sized meal threatened to suck me into the portal

of shame. The Portal of Shame is awful. An invention of the black arts practiced by a three horned demon from the 2.6 layer of Hell. This portal is entered through McDonald's.

Simply go the McDonald's bathroom and wash your hands. The sensor will open the Portal of Shame which has never been accessed by humans. Get ready for Sammy the horned demon

to pop out, at which time he will ask you for the password. You know...the password? Then and only then will you be permitted to enter the Portal of Shame. Ready?