As I spread more cheeze upon my crackers

Thus I began to chomping, hoping the hooves would stop clopping, clopping on my bedroom door. I opened wide and there stood before, was a Shetland of ancient lore.

I said, "Hey, hey." It replied, "Neigh, neigh." It was a Shetland of great book learning. It said, "Hop on my back & off we will hack to see Griselda the Witch at her burning."

After a few Hours I asked my Shetland friend, "Are we there yet?" "Hey Hey, Nigh Nigh. Griselda the Witch will never die." But I didn't like the idea of anyone getting burnt even i

n the sun without any lotion. My Shetland friend lives a life that reflects the joint Norse and Scottish heritage including the Up Helly Aa fire festival.

Being from the north he was not well armored from the suns rays & peeled like a giant locust. But rise from the ashes he did. "Up Helly Aa" he roared. The Tahitan natives misunder

-stood his triumphant call -- a resounding YES to life itself! -- as a request for boom-boom with the king's daughter. A generous people, the smiling, 350 lbs. girl was offered

an after coitus mint but took the whole box. When she finished the mints she showered got dressed & headed off to her job as a sound engineer for Yes, who were back in the studio.

She loved the music of Yes, but found them very challenging to work with in the studio because they were very particular. "No, no, no!" they would shout after each take,

Jon Anderson was a damned perfectionist, and insisted she listen to every take of every song off each album. That way, she was hired. She wrote her mum, "I have found my dream job!